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The concept behind this intriguing story is that a guy has purchased a wife through the mail, having never met or even seen her before. While he may be expecting one thing, he definitely gets something else. The story opens with the guy watching wrestling on television. man screams at the TV as if he were actually there. Meanwhile, Colette is being driven by a chauffeur up to the house. Once they pull up to the guy's palatial estate, the driver carries her luggage to the front door and wishes her good luck with her new "husband." Upon opening the door, the guy is greeted by a woman more beautiful than anything he could have ever hoped his $10,000 could buy! Colette is decked out in an incredibly sexy outfit which includes a tight leather mini-skirt. When he hugs her, he comments on how "hard" she is and he asks her if she works out. Duh. Obviously, not a man of humility, he brags about his beautiful home, telling her that everything in it is his, but will now be hers also. Out on the deck, Colette discovers that her husband smokes, which she angers her. I guess I should tell you now why I enjoyed the dialogue so much throughout the story; it's because Collette speaks with an adorable Quebecois accent and makes cute little comments which make me laugh uncontrollably. She tells him that part of their marriage contract said that he wouldn't smoke, but he doesn't seem to care. He hands her a bikini, which he tells her to put on.
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